Thursday, August 9, 2018

Winding Down Discovering Northwest Myanmar

It's taken me ages to make these last few videos, nearing the end of the chronicle of my long journey through Chin, Sagain, Kachin and Mandalay. 

In Episode 17, the tour was over and I had a few days to kill in Mandalay. Whereas Mandalay is a nice enough town, it was brutally hot, and the cool air of Pyin Oo Lwin were but a spectacular motorcycle ride away. 

Pyin Oo Lwin (formerly known as May Myo) is a wonderful town. If I could choose to live anywhere in Myanmar full time (other than Yangon) it would be "POL". No place in the country is more amenable. And in POL, the most famous attraction is the Kandawgyi botanical gardens. 

The heavy rains resulted in an amazing event you only get here in the tropics. There are several species of insects that have a remarkable life cycle. They spend most of their lives as grubs, cocooning themselves late in the dry season. Come the rain, they all emerge on the same day, live one day as a flying insect, fuck, lay eggs and then die. I got to witness one of these events. 

Saturday, July 28, 2018

To Ngwesaung with Nicki

Well, it’s been a while since I’ve posted here on my blog. I’ve decided that I’ll take a break from telling the end of the story of my last motorcycle journey, which has got kinda stale in my mind, and which has showed in my enthusiasm and effort in making compelling videos. Instead, I’ll share some from my most recent exploits 

A little more than 3 months ago, I met Nicki. Although I’ve mentioned her before on this blog, I think this video is the first time you’ll see her on my camera. We’ve been dating, and as there was a holiday this week, I asked her to come with me to Ngwesaung, which is a nearby (5 hour bus ride) beach destination on the Bay of Bengal. 

It’s said that you don’t really get to know how well you get along with someone until you travel with them. It’s only when you’re on the road together that you learn how you work as a team. I totally agree with this thought. I’ve travelled tens of thousands of kilometers on my own because I like to do what I want to do. If that freedom is impinged upon, no matter how young and nubile the impinger, I’m not likely to react well. Outwardly, I may enjoy travelling with you, but inwardly, I know I’ll never do it again. 

Well, Nicki and I have passed the travelling test. At least from my perspective, I think we got along well, and that bodes well for future travel. 

What I noticed most about how we played together was that there was a lot of just that, play

I’d like to think that at 48 years old, I’ve still maintained a youthful mindset. My attitudes are young and I enjoy playing around in the mental and verbal spheres. But actual play? As defined by what kids do? It’s been a long time since I’ve played that way. In the pool with Nicki, she reintroduced me to a kind of play I love, but have somewhat forgotten: imagination. 


Oh, Poseidon! I’m your mermaid! 

[two bodies chasing each other through the water…more role playing ensues]

I guess what I’m getting at is that I really enjoyed how she made me feel like a kid again. The unbridled imagination and play that we feel as children is something we can still easily access in our 20’s, but in later years, it fades. I can do it in my head, but that combined imaginative and physical kidlike play… I want to thank my new gf for bringing me back to where I can play imagination games in the pool.

On the other hand, using every muscle to its most trying to chase around someone half my age in the pool, all while trying to impress her physically – ouch, are my muscles sore. 

Enjoy the video and feel free to comment… 

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Discovering Northwest Myanmar 16: Kataung to Mandalay

I call them "Burmese Doughnuts".
They've got another name, but
essentially, it's fried bread.
The three-week adventure was nearing it's end. I was ahead of schedule, but after visiting all the sights available in the ancient city of Kataung, it was time to move on. I continued my way south along the Irrawaddy River back to where it all started, Mandalay.

From the 4-faces pagoda.An ancient pagoda inside a newer one!
I was also under budget. I had set aside a certain amount of money I was thinking to spend on this vacation, and when I got back to Mandalay, I was well under that. So, time to splurge a bit.

Once again Zach, my patron, the guy I'd rented the motorbike from in the first place - - was helpful in suggesting accommodations there in Mandalay that were somewhat luxurious, but without breaking the bank. The Apex Hotel. Nice place.

It's taking me some time to finish up this adventure which ended 7 weeks ago now.As i mentioned in the last blog, a new love interest.
We're still together.  Sure, she's 20 years young than me. We're from  different cultures. But she spent some time living in America and we get along great.

Enjoy the video. 


Saturday, June 9, 2018

Discovering Northwest Myanmar 15 - Katha to Takaung

Crossing the mighty Ayeyarwaddy River once again

It’s been a couple weeks since I’ve last posted here on my blog, and so much has happened in that time!

I’ve got a new love interest. More on that later depending on how it goes.

I had to spend a week in Bangkok when I’d meant to spend a night.  I’d gone for my regular visa run thing, and whllst in Bangkok I managed to lose my passport. Again, more on that story later. 

Back in Yangon. I’m very excited in that today, my company held a press conference announcing a new partnership with the University of Wollongong College (Australia) wherein our campus will be the site of their 1st trimester foundation course; it’s a type of college before college thing. 

UoW is one of the top universities in the world, and this foundation program is a way in for Myanmar students who might not be qualified to enter otherwise. Their first experience in tertiary education will come through Edulink, my company. They’ll be learning mathematics, environmental studies, academic English and sociology, the last being my area speciality and teaching subject.

Yes, I’m going to teach sociology. 

I remember vividly 35 years ago, at the family dinner table, when I said I was interested in studying sociology, how strongly my parents objected to this idea. What could one do with a sociology degree? Completely pointless! I think the words “no child of ours is going to study sociology  were actually uttered. 

They were much more mooted when I actually got to university and completed my BA in sociology with an emphasis on comparative cultures. I also got, while studying in Indonesia, a specialized minor in Southwest Pacific studies which combined courses in Indonesian and Australian topics.Who would have thunk these topics would actually be useful someday? 

Water fun in the Ayeyarwaddy
It’s taken 25 years, and not following any particular plan, but these qualifications (what’re  ya gonna do with a degree in sociology?) are finally paying off. Starting in August, I’m going to be a lecturer in Edulink’s collaboration with the University of Wollongong. I’ll be teaching a course in sociology. It’s going to be what in America would be considered to be a “community college” course, so my lack of an advanced degree isn’t an impediment. I can’t really call myself
“Professor Joko”, but Lecturer Joko? Well, career wise, I feel a bit of pride today.

In the video, we continue our journey south towards Mandalay, to the old town of Takaung, where my hotelier was an 11-year-old boy.

Yeah, I dunno where all the adults had gone, but this kid was my sole interaction with the guesthouse there in Kataung. And it wasn't because he was the only one who spoke English because he didn't. 

When you're paying 5000 Kyats ($4) for the night, ya can't complain. 

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Discovering Northwest Myanmar 14 - Burmese Days in Katha

Time again for a rest day. I was on the west bank of the Ayeyarwaddy River, in the northernmost part of Upper Burma. I had never heard of the town of Katha before I began researching this journey, but I learned that it was important in colonial times as the last outpost of civilization before the hinterlands of interior Asia.

Young Orwell spouting a moustache style that
has for some reason, gone out of favor.
In the early nineteen twenties, a young Englishman came to Katha in the service of the Indian Imperial Police. His name was George Orwell. He served in Katha until 1927, and seven years later, in 1934, he published his first book in what would become an important literary career. Orwell's first book, Burmese Days, is a tale of impotence, intolerance and imperialism. It's the story of a man who is beset by physical deformations, without a wife at an age which he should be married and beset by the cheap alcohol and easy living of the tropics.
I visited this tea shop on consecutive mornings. This old lady was there on both days. I suspect she's there every day.

I've said in earlier blogs that Orwell's protagonist is someone you want to sympathize with, but can't because he lets the reader down in one or another in every chapter, particularly in the last. Anyways, the protagonist and I have several things in common.
Which did you see first? Fish or butt?
First of all, we both suffer from a cosmetically disturbing condition. For him, it was a birthmark on his face, He was constantly compensating for it, turning his face unnaturally so that others couldn't see his deformation. For me, it's my psoriasis. My legs immediately draw people's eyes because of how disgusting they are. Furthermore, John Flory, the protagonist, likes to wake up and add alcohol to his coffee. He engages in carnal relations with the natives, but marriage doesn't enter his mind. Yeah, I've done that too. 

I'm not horsing around
Flory eventually undertakes some heroic acts, and I think my journeys might be called that, but his past acts catch up with him. I hope my current girlfriend doesn't come into church yelling what I've done... 

Enjoy my Burmese day in "Kyauktada" 

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Discovering Northwest Myannmar 13 - To Burmese Days

In this leg of the journey, I had to turn around. I was saddened by this; no proper motorcycle loop includes parts where you return and head back down roads you've already come up. Alas, I was not allowed to continues northwards deeper into Kachin State. These were disputed lands - they were places no foreigner was allowed to go. 

The proprietor of the place I had breakfast was wearing a shirt with the Shan
flag on it. Here he is with his wife. 
As I discuss in the video, something that surprised me about my time there at Indawgyi Lake and its environs was the the people who lived there, the people who cooked that delicious beef curry; they were not Kachin people. No, that part of Myanmar has been inhabited by Shan people. The Shan are ethnically similar to the Thai people and they happen to inhabit the southern end of Kachin state all the way up to the India border. It may be the KIA contributing the ruckus up there, but the average Somchan round the lake isn't K. 

My backtracking was only a few dozen miles and then I was able to make a left. Over (what I thought would be) my last range of hills on the journey. Down into the valley of the mighty Ayeyarwaddy River, back to where I started, in the heart of the Burmese plains. 

And it was in the Burmese plains that I started to read Burmese Days by George Orwell. If you were to create a top 5 list for the best English writers of the 20th Century, Orwell would be in consideration for that list. Well, he certainly would be if it were for the most famous English writers of the previous century. In any case, Orwell is very much connected to Myanmar because he spent most of his 20's here, working as a policeman on the Imperial service. He was stationed at a medium-sized town in the Irrawaddy called Katha.
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Although he doesn't mention it by name, his experiences in Katha were his inspiration for his first best-selling book, Burmese Days

If you haven't read it, I would recommend it, but with the forewarning that you won't feel better after reading it. It's a thoroughly depressing tale of racism, impotence, incompetence and imperialism. None of the characters are relatable in any way. Every character in the book is despicable in one way or another. Even the protagonist disappoints you in every chapter. And how the book ends, then you get disappointed by the writer. 

Anyways, there I was in Katha, the place where this book was set. I sat reading it within a few hundred yards where Orwell had experienced it. I went to the tennis courts. I could picture where the old ex-pat club used to be... I bought a copy of the book and started reading it there in the town... and it was profound.

Profoundly disturbing.

When I teach English, I try to speak slowly and clearly. Students have commended me on being easily understood. When I'm talking spontaneously to the camera on a travel video, this isn't always the case, so, here on the blog,  the transcript of me talking about Burmese Days from 5:56 to __ in the video.  I'm transcribing it because I think it's an important revelation that I want to remember . 

So I'm sitting here in Katha, the place where this book, Burmese Days, was inspired by.  The place where the events took place... well.. it's a fictional story but Orwell was inspired by his time his time here, as a policeman, way up in Upper Burma, 

And it's funny, I'm only on page 28 and already I can see some of the attitudes, mannerisms of the white people in this book, who are, on the whole, a rather despicable lot, in how they treat the Burmese people. (mumble mumble)

But there are certain aspects, for example, I was out on the road today, and my throat was dry and I pull into a restaurant and I just want a beer. And I look and I say, bia shi la? Which, to the best of my ability is how you say, "Do you have beer?" and they look at me like... ???...
You can se the fear in her eyes.  

The girl was scared.. Intimidated by me. You can see it in her face. 
See, even now I'm mocking then in how afraid they were in having a white person in their establishment in this rural restaurant where no white people ever comes to, and
OMG they're so different and Ohhh! (mumble mumble)

Anyways, I got a little angry. I got impatient. Barked at them in English, which of course they didn't understand. It was stupid. Yannow.
You say you don't have beer and then look, I found it. OF COURSe you have beer! Beer! Give me one! MMerrr... 

I'd love to work somewhere that your could wear pajamas to work. 

It's like I was character out of this book.They would do something like that. And that's what I did today.

And I have to reflect. My role and attitudes and position, here, in what used to be called Burma.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Discovering Northwest Myanmar 12 - Indawgyi Lake

On the evening of my arrival at lovely Indawgyi Lake, I was relaxing on the patio of the guesthouse, looking out onto the calm waters of Myanmar's largest natural lake. Off to the north, I heard explosions, something between the sound of thunder and fireworks. It wasn't a furious bombardment; there were two salvos a couple minutes apart. Based on the concerned looks on the faces of the locals around me, the nature of these booms were what I thought. These explosions were the sounds of war.

I had been told the area around Indawgyi was dangerous. The hills to the west of the lake and all the area north of it was off-limits. Landmines and rebel camps are reported to exist. The Kachin Independence Army is active in the area. I knew this on an intellectual level, but it was quite different to hear shelling in real life. I've never heard artillery being fired before.  I've seen it thousands of times on TV and in films, but actually listen to the sounds of groups of armed men trying to kill each other put a lump in my throat.
Maybe they were firing at the ogres
The other expat who happened to be staying at the guesthouse started to talking about fleeing south to nearest large town. I certainly was starting to reconsider my plan to head north the next morning and exploring the sights on the lake shore. 

After a quiet evening in the morning light, the threat of a few shells being fired didn't seem so ominous. It hadn't been a proper battle. It was probably just the Myanmar military reminding the KIA that they were there. Off I went to explore the lake. 

Some points of note that you'll see on the video: 

At 2:35, you'll see a long stretch of large structures. Behind them were a line of bathrooms. These buildings were obviously meant to be inhabited, but given that there were no walls or internal divisions, they weren't permanent dwellings. My guess is that this was a camp for displaced persons - refugees. Whether they were intended for people displaced by natural disasters or conflict, this camp could handle thousands. 

I also saw the mis-named "Bamboo Buddha". I guess the alliterative name sounds better than "Rattan Buddha". 

Ultimately, I enjoyed my full day of rest at Indawgyi Lake, but whereas I had originally intended to spend two days, I was eager to head out in the morning. 

Enjoy the video. I've moved away from the bluegrass music theme for the background music.

Winding Down Discovering Northwest Myanmar

It's taken me ages to make these last few videos, nearing the end of the chronicle of my long journey through Chin, Sagain, Kachin and ...